Darlings! I’m back, have you missed me? This week I’m writing about the DIY kits from Smokestak. Just how sexy does that sound? So the great unwashed have all been to Zante and brought covid back and spread it all around, and quite possibly crabs too. And now we need another lockdown to protect upper … Continued

Doughnut Time

This is a stick up. Darlings. And we have donuts…or are they doughnuts? From Doughnut Time. One of the things I immediately missed in lockdown was being able to send my servant to the Doughnut Time store in Notting Hill and send me back photographs of doughnuts that I could dream of eating. And very … Continued

Le Swine DIY Bacon Butty Kit

Le Swine

Hey babes. It’s time to talk about bacon. Ohhhhhhhhh yeah. From Le Swine. Le Swine – which sounds very much like one of the newspaper headlines about Daddy a couple of years ago which is a total lie and I keep telling them that he should sue them – profess to make “the best bacon … Continued

Beeston Cookies

Darlings! This week I’m reviewing cookies. And I don’t mean those weird tracking things that keep popping up every single fucking time you visit a website. I mean Beeston Cookies. Sadly I had no restaurant kit to review, which is the main focus of this blog. Instead, I had finally decided to go on my … Continued

Bleecker Burger

Darlings. You’ve heard of the Burger King? Well, I am turning into the Burger Princess. And this is my review of Bleecker Burger. Gosh, two weeks in a row of eating burgers – I feel like I owe my stomach a month of rice cakes and salad. Thankfully I’m almost as skinny as Kate due … Continued

Honest At Home – Honest Burgers

Welcome back! This week I ordered the Honest At Home kit from Honest Burgers. Yep, this week I actually bought burgers from a burger company, unlike last week. I also had a friend visit me this week, honestly, he works for Waitrose – I think he’s the marketing director or something along those lines. I … Continued

Burger & Beyond

Darlings, guess who I ordered a restaurant kit from this week. Yeah, Burger & Beyond. How did you guess that? OK, guess what I bought. Yeah, fried chicken. From a burger joint. Trust me, there is logic to this. Well, there is logic and then later in the story this absolutely falls apart like Boris … Continued

Bad Brownie

Hey babes! I’m back! And I’m bad! How Bad? Bad Brownie bad! Do you love an exclamation mark too?!!!!!!! Do you know who else is bad? Oh yeah. I still cannot get over it. Princess Diana’s death will never leave me – she understood me. She knew what I was going through. Oh and Michael … Continued

Pizza In The Post (Pizza Pilgrims)

Darlings! Welcome to very first edition of Deliverwoo. Or Deliver Woo or even DeliverWoo…I haven’t quite decided. Basically, this is your new weekly (ish) inspiration and entertainment slot by your beautiful host, reviewing things that can be delivered to you. Woo. Starting with Pizza Pilgrim’s Pizza In The Post. But enough about the masquerade, I … Continued